Lady 2nd floor se banana wale ko dekh kr pochti hai ‘kela
kesy dega?’
banana wala, mem sahab 8 me 12
Lady. 7(sath) me 13(tera) longi
deta hai to upar aaja..
1 Pathan Bhri Bus Mein 1 Larki Se Touch ho raha tha.
Larki:
“Excuse Me! Aap Acha Nahi Kar Rahey.”
Pathan:
“Itney Rush Mein Is Se Acha Nahi Ho Sakta.”;
Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh
Mein Daalo.
Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi
Aa Raha.
Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga?
Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh
Mill Gaya.
Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do.
Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.
UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein
“HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA”
Pappu offered Girl for sex
Pappu offered Girl 4 sex
Girl:
tum itny chotay ho meri jawani ka bojh kaisy uthao gay?
Papu:
janu manta hon k chuha Bori utha nhi skta
Mgr phaar to skta hy;)
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Women personality…
Khusra police interview k liye gya.
Officer:tum fauji nhi bn skty, tumhara wo nhi hy.
Khusra,
taali mar k,
haye haye tumko goli chlwani hy ya maa chudwani hy
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