Divorce Jokes
Divorce is very nerve breaking and sad. However, if the
partner is annoying and irritating, the feeling of
relaxation and freedom is what you get from the whole
affair. It is hurtful to the partner who does not want it,
but certainly relieving for the one who wants it. Maximum
jokes on divorce center on the relieved partner, who wanted
divorce badly. However, for the partner who was still
attached to the relationship, divorce jokes can help get out
of the sad situation and depression. Read on to find funny
divorce jokes, in the lines below. |
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The lawyer talked endlessly with the husband of his
client and finally came up with good news. ?Mrs. Sandra, I
have succeeded in making a settlement with your husband that
is eminently fair to both of you.?
?Fair to both?!? exploded Mrs. Sandra. ?I could have done
that myself. What do you think I hired a lawyer for??
95 year old David and 90 year old Martha went to a lawyer to
get a divorce. The lawyer asked, "How long have you been
married?"
David answered, "75 rough and rocky years"
Lawyer asked, "Then, why have you waited so long to file for
divorce?"
Martha replied, "We had to wait for the kids to die!"
Divorce is like passing a kidney stone. It hurts like hell,
takes what seems forever to pass, results in an enormous
bill and men will always think they have something great to
show for it, when they get to keep the worthless stone.
A famous saying on divorce: After divorce, an ex-spouse is
like an inflamed appendix. They cause a lot of pain and
suffering. But, after it's removed, you find you didn't need
it anyway!
Adam, the judge of family court said, "Mr. Nathan, I have
reviewed this case very carefully and I've decided to give
your wife $500 a week."
Nathan: "That's very fair, your honor. And every now and
then, I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."
A couple was celebrating their 30th Wedding Anniversary. A
friend asked the celebrating husband - "In all that time --
did you ever consider divorce?"
"Oh, no, not divorce. Murder sometimes, but never divorce."
Smith asked his lawyer, "Getting a divorce from my wife
seems quite expensive for me."
Lawyer replied, "But, Mr Smith, it's worth it." |
