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WHO SAID WOMEN CAN'T TAKE
DIRECTIONS!
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the
background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were
three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the
CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed
him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this
room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair, KILL HER!!"
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The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot
my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for
this job. The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about
five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I
tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't
have what it takes, Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went
into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They
heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few
minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She
wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me
the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with
the chair."
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